Quotes from awesome female characters:
↳ ❝ I do not respond to threats. I make them. ❞ - Jessica Pearson from Suits

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

harrytomlomsom:

a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar

schrodingers-tribble:

notyour-sidekick:

deerpong:

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

the illusion of productivity

that’s it that’s the feeling

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

calm down, john winchester

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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  • S1: I will burn the heart out of you.
  • S2: Amazing how fire exposes our priorities.
  • S3:
  • S3:
  • S3:
  • S3:
  • S3: Yeah, let's just set John on fire.
yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

wintersoldier-iscoming:

meanwhile Sebastian can’t even spell Shield