Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

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boxlunches:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

Lol I just

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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bartohn:

capsicle107:

buckybaby:

lettersto-savemyself:

[SCREAMS] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[PUNCHES YOUR WINDOW IN] THE WINTER SOLIDER

[JUMPS OUT OF A PLANE] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF SHIRT] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[whispers] the winter soldier 

[RIPS OFF YOUR STEERING WHEEL] THE WINTER SOLDIER

[RIPS OFF LEFT ARM] THE WINTER SOLDIER

courfeyrack:

what do you mean you “don’t want to talk about les mis”

booksfrommyshelf:

117/365 by flavianahf on Flickr.

ttfan15:

I still believe in heroes.

Best Avengers GIF set ever!

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

death-by-lulz:

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today

noaht-all:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

bikinipowerbottom:

when an artist you hate comes out with a good song

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the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real